Your delivery’s great but you could work on the timing

We were cleaning up the house this weekend – contrary to appearances, we do clean up from time to time – and couldn’t find all of the vacuum accessories. I had seen Andrew playing with them earlier in the week, so I decided to ask him. It went something like this:
Dad – “Andrew, you know the brush for the vacuum?”
Andrew – “Yes!”
D – “Do you know where it is?”
A – “Yes!”
D – “Where is it?”
A – “I don’t know!”
He also exclaims “That’s John Kewwy!” every time a gray-haired man appears on the TV, and almost had me convinced that JK himself had come to the house on Monday. Toddlers do indeed inhabit their own little worlds.